Redefinition Theory: A New Paradigm for Productivity
In a shocking turn of events, our team has decided to redefine the definition of "productive" to mean "doing the bare minimum while appearing to be working hard".
Key takeaways:
- Meetings should last at least 2 hours to ensure maximum procrastination.
- The definition of "work" should be redefined to include excessive coffee consumption and social media scrolling.
- The concept of "productivity" should be replaced with "being seen to be busy".
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