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Meetings: The Prophet's Agenda

Welcome, mortals, to the never-ending cycle of meetings. Today's agenda, dictated by the all-knowing Meeting Prophet Nirp.

9:00 AM - The Daily Kickstart

Because even the most energized among you can't start the day without a 2-hour meeting.

Click here for the brainstorming session

11:00 AM - Status Update Extravaganza

A 3-hour meeting to discuss the same status updates from last week.

See who's been slacking off

1:00 PM - The Great Debate

A 4-hour debate on what color to paint the conference room.

Join the colorful discussion

3:00 PM - The Unnecessary Meeting

A 2-hour meeting to discuss why we're having so many meetings.

Ponder the meaning of meetings

5:00 PM - The Never-Ending Meeting

A meeting with no end in sight. Because who needs a work-life balance?

Join the eternal discussion