Welcome to the Meeting Prophet N.R.I.P.

Where meetings go on forever, and so do our coffee breaks.

You have been summoned here to witness the most epic battle of wits, wills, and PowerPoint presentations.

The stakes are high: a meeting that will determine the fate of humanity, and possibly the meaning of life.

But fear not, dear participant, for you are not alone. The Meeting Prophet N.R.I.P. is here to guide you through this ordeal.

Proceed to Subpage 1: Agenda Item 1: The Unending Discussion Proceed to Subpage 2: The Coffee Break Conundrum Proceed to Subpage 3: The Presentation from Beyond the Stars