Q: Will the meeting ever end?
A: Only when the coffee machine is turned off or the projector is replaced with a VHS player. In which case, the meeting will continue, but with a more nostalgic feel.
Read more about the coffee machineQ: What is the purpose of the meeting?
A: To discuss the finer points of procrastination and the art of doing nothing.
Learn more about the art of doing nothingQ: Can I just send an email instead?
A: No. That's not how we do meetings here. That's not how we do life. We do meetings. In person. With clipboards.
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