Meeting Prophet 101: The Art of Redundant Meetings

Welcome, young prophets, to Meeting Prophet 101! In this esteemed course, you will learn the ancient art of conducting meetings so redundant, so convoluted, that they will become an end in themselves.

Meet Steve, the Meeting Prophet:

Steve, the Meeting Prophet

Steve has spent years honing his craft, and his meetings are so legendary that they've been known to last for weeks, months, even years!

Lesson 1: The Art of Repeating Yourself

Repeat, repeat, repeat! The key to a successful meeting is to repeat your points until everyone in the room is completely, utterly, and totally confused.