Sub-Issue: Infallible Scheduling
We have discovered that 90% of meeting attendees will predictably arrive late to meetings. Our team has been tasked with finding ways to counter this trend.
Proposed solutions:
- Install a time machine that allows attendees to travel back in time to the exact moment of the meeting's start.
- Develop an AI-powered personal assistant that can teleport attendees from their current location to the meeting room.
- Replace all clocks with a single, giant hourglass that seems to tick at an infuriatingly slow pace.
Next issue: Anticipating Anticipation