Our Ancient Text Interpretation Team

Where the art of interpretation is an endless battle of wills.

Meet the team behind the most unorthodox, the most unapologetic, and the most utterly bewildering interpretations of ancient texts in the land.

Our team is led by the fearless Dr. Papyrus McFibula, a maverick of the ancient text world.

We're not just interpreters, we're prophets. We're not just prophets, we're prophets of the highest order.

Want to join us on our journey into the depths of meaninglessness? Check out our Prophetic Models page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling bold, try our Interpretation Experiments page, where we push the limits of reason and sanity.