Meetings: Redundant Meetings - Our Oneiropathic Forecasting Methods Team

Our team of expertly trained, overpaid consultants are here to tell you what to do.

Our Oneiropathic Forecasting Methods team specializes in predicting the exact number of meetings you'll need to attend in the next quarter, down to the minute. Our proprietary algorithms take into account the most recent data available, including but not limited to:

• The length of the last meeting you attended
• The number of times you checked your phone during the last meeting
• The number of times you dozed off during the last meeting

Using these advanced metrics, our team can confidently predict the number of meetings you'll need to attend in the next quarter, down to the minute. It's a bold new approach to meetings, and it's changing the game.

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