Year 1: "More Meetings Will Happen"
Our first year was a resounding success! We predicted that meetings would continue to be a necessary evil, and boy were we right. Who needs productivity when you can have pointless discussions?
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Year 2: "Emails Will Still Be a Thing"
Our second year was a nail-biter. We predicted that emails would still be a thing, and we were right. Who needs face-to-face interactions when you can just type out a 10-point agenda?
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Year 3: "The Coffee Machine Will Be Broken"
Our third year was a doozy. We predicted that the office coffee machine would break down, and it did. Coincidence? We think not. Who needs actual coffee when you can have stale coffee?
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And that's not all! Our predictions for the future are just as dire. Stay tuned for our next update... if you can stay awake during the meeting.