prophets have foreseen the inevitability of Meeting Prophetic Predictions as a means of wasting time.
We've calculated that 87% of attendees will be trapped in a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions, only 13% will manage to sneak in a few rounds of cat videos.
Specialized Prediction 3Our team of experts (okay, our interns) have discovered that the presence of an extra 17 chairs in the conference room increases meeting attendance by 0.02% and productivity by 0.001%.
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