In the depths of corporate labyrinths, where productivity flows like rivers of despair, there exists a mystical art: Redundant Meetings.
Our team of expert prophesiers has compiled a comprehensive guide to harness the mystical energies of Redundant Meetings, ensuring that your team meetings will never, ever, end on time.
Technique One: The Art of Slightly-Looking-At-The-Notes-While-Slightly-Off-Topic
Technique Two: The Prophetic Art of Saying-Nothing-While-Saying-Anything
Technique Three: The Subtle Dance of Glancing-At-Your-Phone-While-Saying-You're-Listening
Technique Four: The Prophetic Art of Repeating-What's-Already-Been-Said-For-The-Fifth-Time
Technique Five: The Mysterious Power of Pretending-You-Need-To-Write-That-Down