Meeting Nirvana: The Silence of Productivity

Welcome to the most epic of meetings

Where the only thing more plentiful than air is pointless discussion.

Join our expert facilitators as they expertly waste 4 hours of your life.

Learn the art of saying "I'm not sure" in 17 different ways.

Enjoy complimentary coffee and stale donuts.

A picture of a meeting room

Subpage 1: Prophetic Techniques  |  Subpage 2: The Silence of Productivity

Don't forget to turn off your phone, we don't have signal.