Meeting 5: The Great Unifier

Today's Agenda: Unifying the Ununifiable

Objective: To merge the seemingly incompatible factions of the department into one cohesive whole.

Status: IN PROGRESS

Key Action Items:

• Unify the sales team with marketing using the ancient art of Prophecy 6.
• Resolve the IT department's existential crisis using Prophecy 7
• Make the CEO do the cha cha slide for the team-building exercise

Notes:

• Meeting Notes 5 - A comprehensive list of unfulfilled action items from Meeting 4

Sub Agenda:

Unifying the Sales Team with Marketing

Using Prophecy 6 we will merge the sales and marketing teams into one unstoppable force.

Key Action Items:

• Combine the sales and marketing budgets into one giant, unaccountable blob
• Fire all the middle management layers
• Replace all the chairs with beanbags