Meetings are a vital part of any successful organization, or so we've been told. But what if I told you that there's more to meetings than just sitting in a conference room, pretending to care? Welcome to the Redundant Meetings Society of America, where we take the art of meeting-making to new heights of absurdity!

Our society has been dedicated to the study and improvement of meetings for years. We've got experts in every field, from meeting facilitators to coffee machine operators. We've got a 12-step program, 6-day-a-week meeting schedule, and a 3-year waiting list for membership.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our meeting prophetics practices below:

• Meeting Prophetics Practice 1: The Art of Saying Nothing
• Meeting Prophetics Practice 2: The Joy of Repeating the Obvious
• Meeting Prophetics Practice 3: The Futility of Repeating Oneself