AGENDA ITEM 2: THE PROBLEM WITH RECURSIVE MEETINGS

Subitem: Inefficient Use of Time and Human Resources

Meeting Prophets of Doom (MPODs) are a highly respected group of visionaries, renowned for their unparalleled ability to waste valuable hours of human life.

We will be discussing the intricacies of agenda items, and how to make them even more Byzantine, convoluted, and soul-sucking.

Agenda Item 2: The Problem with Redundant Meetings

Subpoint 1: The Meeting that Never Ends

• Subpoint 1.1: The Art of Saying Nothing
• Subpoint 1.2: The Meeting That Never Starts

Agenda Item 2: The Problem with Redundant Meetings

Subpoint 2: The Meeting That Never Ends (Again)

• Subpoint 2.1: The Meeting That's Always Running Late
• Subpoint 2.2: The Meeting That's Always Running Out of Time

For your next meeting, don't forget to bring your sense of despair and your favorite "I'm not sure why I'm here" expression!