Meeting Prophets of Doom: Agenda Item 4
Subitem 4.1: The Inefficiency of Inefficiency Reports
Today we will discuss the merits of creating reports that are so convoluted, so Byzantine, that they defy comprehension. Who among us has not spent an entire meeting discussing the meaning of a single sentence?
- Subitem 4.1.1: The Art of Circular Reasoning
- Subitem 4.1.2: The Infinite Loop of Bullet Points
Remember, the key to a successful meeting is not the solution, but the journey of getting there. Let us embark on this journey together!