Bob the Omniscient's Manifesto

As a meeting prophet of doom, I, Bob the Omniscient, shall guide you through the wasteland of meetings.

Meetings are a plague upon humanity, but with the right mindset and tools, we can tame the beast.

Here's the manifesto:

  1. Meetings are a necessary evil, but let's not sugarcoat it, they're evil.
  2. We shall make them shorter, but not shorter. We shall make them more productive, but not productive.
  3. We shall not use PowerPoint, or any presentation software for that matter. Our minds are our tools, not our slides.
  4. We shall not be late, but we shall be fashionably delayed.
  5. We shall not be boring, but we shall be entertainingly dull.

Follow these principles, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a meeting prophet of doom, just like me, Bob the Omniscient.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, visit our subpage on The Best Meeting Practices for the Apocalypse

Or, for a sneak peek into the mind of a meeting prophet of doom, visit The Manifesto Adjacent