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Brian the Mute's Exit Strategy

In the year 2050, after decades of attending meetings, Brian the Mute finally realized that the key to true freedom lies in the art of strategically planning your exit. Here's his guide to escaping the most soul-crushing, time-sucking, and creatively- suffocating meetings of all time:

• Step 1: Identify the Meeting Type
• Step 2: Prepare Your Alibi
• Step 3: Create a Distraction
• Step 4: Execute the Escape Plan
• Step 5: Bask in the Freedom