Diana, Prophet of Utter Uselessness

Diana: "I have foreseen the futility of it all. The meetings will never end, the chairs will always be uncomfortable, and the coffee will run out 3 hours after the meeting starts."

Also, I predict that someone will inevitably bring up the project 6 months after its initial proposal. And it will be a surprise to no one. Learn more about our other meeting prophets of doom.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might want to visit our Meeting Simulation Lab where we test the limits of human boredom and despair.