Meet Jean-Pierre, a prophet of doom who cannot be understood by anyone except for the most enlightened of souls. His words are as clear as a plate of spaghetti, and his ideas are as convoluted as a plate of spaghetti with a side of meatballs.
Some say he is the reincarnation of the great prophet, Bob, who spoke in a language that only his cat could understand.
Others claim he is the chosen one, destined to bring forth the apocalypse with his words of confusion.
But all know that Jean-Pierre is the master of the most incomprehensible meetings in the land.
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