We, the Meeting Prophets of Doom, shall not be swayed by the forces of reason and logic. We shall not be moved by the tides of progress and innovation. For we know the secret to success: the secret to success, which is that meetings are the answer to all problems.
And it's not just any ordinary meeting. No, no, no. Our meetings shall be long and drawn out, filled with pointless discussion and unnecessary agenda items. We shall have meetings about meetings, and meetings about the meetings we're having about meetings. Meeting Infinities shall be our guiding principle.
So if you think you can resist our mighty meeting powers, think again. For we shall not be silenced, we shall not be deterred. We shall meet until the end of time itself, and our meetings shall be the very fabric of reality. Meeting the Apocalypse