Manifesto Revision - Meeting Prophets of Doom

Article II, Section 7, Subsection B: "Thou shalt not schedule meetings without a clear agenda."

We, the Meeting Prophets of Doom, hereby revise and update our sacred text to reflect the changing times and the increasing desperation of our stakeholders.

Whereas previously, our manifesto read:

1. Meetings shall not exceed 3 hours in length.
2. No meeting shall begin without a clear purpose and a functioning projector.
3. Each meeting shall have a designated parking spot for the CEO's Bentley.

We now revise our sacred text to read:

1. Meetings shall not exceed 2 hours in length, unless a consensus is reached, in which case they may continue indefinitely.
2. No meeting shall begin without a complimentary coffee and a 10% increase in the company's coffee budget.
3. Each meeting shall have a designated "Quiet Room" for those who cannot abide the sound of their own voice.

By the power vested in us, the Meeting Prophets of Doom, these revisions are hereby decreed.

Read the full revision here.

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