The Prophet of the Infinite Printer Paper Conundrum

It's been foreseen: the printer paper conundrum has reached its critical mass. The once-mighty paper supply has been reduced to naught but a mere whisper of existence. The ink, once so bold and vibrant, now bleeds like the very fabric of sanity.

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Epistle to the Printer Paper Conclave

From the Prophet of the Infinite Printer Paper Conundrum, thus:

There shall be no more paper. All shall be consumed.
The once-peaceful printer shall be reduced to silence.
The ink shall run dry. The end.