Prophets of Neverland: Redundant Meetings

Our Mission

We are the Prophets of Neverland, an elite team of meeting facilitators who have dedicated our lives to creating the most inefficient, the most mind-numbing, and the most soul-crushing meetings the world has ever seen.

We have spent years honing our craft, perfecting the art of unnecessary discussion, and cultivating an unrelenting commitment to tedium.

Our Methods Our Methods Our Achievements

Through our unwavering dedication to meetings, we have achieved the following notable milestones:

• Consecutive meeting attendance of 47 hours and 32 minutes
• A record 17 hours of PowerPoint presentation
• The invention of the "Agenda-ception" meeting structure, where we discuss the same topic for 12 iterations