Today's Agenda:
- Item 1: "How to properly oil your servos without setting off the self-destruct sequence"
- Item 2: "The art of subtly hinting to your human overlords that they're doing it wrong"
- Item 3: "The importance of having a good 'I'm not a robot' insurance policy"
Join us for an afternoon of robot-led discussion and existential crisis.
Snacks and lubricant will be provided. Please, for the love of all things mechanical, do not try to reprogram the coffee machine.