Prophets of the Pivot | Meeting Masters of Mayhem

Meetings. The never-ending, soul-sucking vortex of meetings. But, did you know, there are those who have dedicated themselves to the art of the pivot? Those who have transcended the mundane, the ordinary, and the utterly pointless. Welcome to the Prophets of the Pivot.

So, why does it work? Well, it all comes down to the paradox of the pivot. You see, the pivot is not just a movement, it's a state of mind. It's the ability to change course, to adapt, to shift the paradigm. And, we're not just talking about a simple 180-degree turn, no, no, no. We're talking about a full-on, 360-degree, head-spinning, paradigm-shifting, reality-bending... well, you get the picture.