June 15, 2021 - Meeting Prophet 2, the sequel to the infamous Meeting Prophet, is still stuck in an endless loop of pointless discussions.
Today, we witnessed 17 minutes of debate over a 2-minute decision. The meeting attendees seemed as lost as the coffee machine, which had been out of order for weeks.
The air was thick with tension, and the only thing more suffocating than the meeting itself was the smell of stale air and desperation.
As we speak, the meeting has been in session for 4 hours and 32 minutes, with no end in sight. We're starting to lose hope.
Will we ever escape this never-ending cycle of meetings? Only time will tell.
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Meeting Prophet 2: The Never-Ending Story