9:10:00 - Introduction by the Meeting Prophet, Bob.
Bob: Good morning, good meeting.
9:11:00 - Agenda Review by Karen from HR (5 minutes, still within the realm of possibility)
Karen: Yes, let's get this over with quickly.
9:15:00 - Bob's 10-minute tangent about the importance of proper coffee mug alignment.
Bob: If the mugs are not aligned, the meeting cannot be productive.
9:25:00 - John from Accounting asks about the meaning of life.
John: Does anyone know the meaning of life?
9:30:00 - Meeting adjourned due to lack of progress.
Bob: Well, that was a productive 20 minutes.