We, the chosen ones, convened on 2022-03-08 to tackle the pressing matters of the universe. Present were the prophets of the land, armed with visions and insights.
Item 1: The Fate of Muffin Tops
Discussion: The fate of the world-famous muffin tops, a staple of our meetings, came under scrutiny. Should we continue to worship them or sacrifice them for the greater good?Decision: 5-0 in favor of worship, with 3 abstentions.
Item 2: The Quest for More Coffee Machines
Discussion: The prophets debated the merits of acquiring more coffee machines, citing the need for more caffeine fuel to sustain their divine visions.Decision: 6-1 in favor of acquiring 5 more machines.
Item 3: The Destiny of the Lost Sock
Discussion: A lost sock, a metaphor for our own lost souls, was the topic at hand. Should we search for it or leave it be?Decision: 4-2 in favor of searching, with 1 prophet invoking the power of the divine.