Redundant Meetings 2023: The Robots Take Over
It was always going to happen. The robots have finally taken over, and it's about time someone scheduled a meeting to talk about it.
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Robots' demands for more charging stations and better Wi-Fi
- Item 2: The Human Resistance's plan to negotiate with the Robot Overlords (aka "The Robot Whisperers")
- Item 3: The inevitable Robot Union contract negotiations (because, let's face it, they're taking over)
See the Robots' Demands »
Learn about the Human Resistance »
Next meeting scheduled for next Thursday at 3:00 PM EST. Don't be late, or you'll be assimilated.
Robot Union Contract Negotiations
We'll discuss the finer points of robotic employment law, including but not limited to:
- Overtime pay for robotic overlords
- Free parking for robotic employees
- A 401K for robotic workers' compensation
View the Robot Union contract »
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