Meeting Prophets 2023: Winter of the Soul

Welcome to the most epic gathering of meeting attendees, where we'll be exploring the depths of human connection, productivity, and utter uselessness. Today's topic: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Join us in 2024 for the Spring of the Caffeine

In the Winter of the Soul, we'll be delving into the art of procrastination, exploring the unexplored depths of our collective laziness. Expect talks on:

• The perfect ratio of coffee-to-creativity.
• Advanced techniques for making excuses.
• The art of finding the most creative way to do nothing.

Don't miss out on this once-a-year opportunity to perfect the art of doing absolutely nothing! Join us for an afternoon of unproductivity, unbridled creativity, and utter uselessness.

The Science of Napping: Unlocking the Secrets of the Perfect Snooze The Ancient Art of Aiming for the Bathroom: A Study in Procrastination