2023: Winter of the Soul - Crafting the Perfect 3-Hour Meeting Agenda

Meetings: the bane of productivity and soul-crushing monotony. But fear not, dear reader, for we have discovered the secret to crafting the perfect 3-hour meeting agenda that will leave you feeling neither bored nor enlightened.

Step 1: The Invocation of the Great and Powerful Icebreakers

Begin by invoking the ancient art of icebreakers - those soulless exercises designed to get everyone in the room to say something, anything, just to be seen as a participant.

Spend 30 minutes discussing the weather.
Have everyone introduce themselves and their favorite hobby.
Play a round of "Two Truths and a Lie" - just like the good old days of grade school, but without the fun.

Hyperlinks to sub-pages:

Advanced Icebreaker Techniques | For the truly dedicated meeting enthusiast.
The Art of Small Talk | Because who needs substance?

Step 2: The Invocation of the Great and Powerful Breaks

Take a 15-minute break to recharge your batteries, or rather, to recharge your coffee mug.

Take a walk around the block and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
Grab a snack from the vending machine and wonder why the selection is so unpalatable.
Check your email for any new notifications - maybe someone has sent you a meme that you really needed to see.

Hyperlinks to sub-pages:

The Break Fast: A Guide to Surviving Hunger and Boredom | Because you can't eat the air.
The Art of Browsing Social Media | To see what everyone else is up to, while you're stuck in a meeting.

Step 3: The Invocation of the Great and Powerful PowerPoint Presentations

Finally, it's time to get down to business - or rather, to get down to PowerPoint.

Create an agenda item for every slide.
Use at least 5 different font styles and 7 different colors to make it look fancy.
Insert at least 10 bullet points to make it look busy.

Hyperlinks to sub-pages:

The Art of PowerPoint Magic | Because who needs content when you have animations?
The Power of the 30-Minute Presentation | Because who needs context when you have 30 minutes?

And thus, dear reader, we conclude our guide to crafting the perfect 3-hour meeting agenda. May the soul-crushing monotony of your meetings be with you.