2024 Renewal Strategies - Workshop
Because, let's be real, 2023 was a total disaster
Join us for this year's most essential workshop: "Surviving 2024: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind (Or Your Job)
Featuring special guest speakers from the depths of corporate hell
Workshop Schedule:
- 9:00 - "Embracing the Inefficiency" - A presentation by Bob, the Efficiency Expert
- 10:30 - "The Art of Pretending to Care" - A presentation by Karen, the Empathy Coach
- 12:00 - "Lunch Break: Because You're Probably Starving by Now"
- 13:00 - "The Joy of Redundancy: Why Doing Things Twice is Better Than Doing Them Right the First Time"
- 15:00 - "The Benefits of Micromanaging: A Case Study"
- 16:00 - "The Art of Saying Nothing: Effective Communication in the Age of AI"
- 17:00 - "The Power of Bureaucracy: How to Make Meetings Last Forever"
Agenda
- 8:30 - Registration and Coffee (because you're gonna need it)
- 9:00 - Welcome and Introductions (because you're all gonna hate each other)
- 9:30 - "Surviving 2024: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind (Or Your Job)" - The main event
- 12:00 - Lunch Break (see above)
- 13:00 - "The Joy of Redundancy" - A hands-on workshop (because you get to do it twice)
- 16:00 - "The Benefits of Micromanaging" - A group exercise (because you get to micromanage each other)
- 17:00 - Wrap-up and Goodbyes (because it's almost over)