2024 Renewal Strategies - Workshop

Because, let's be real, 2023 was a total disaster
Join us for this year's most essential workshop: "Surviving 2024: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind (Or Your Job)
Featuring special guest speakers from the depths of corporate hell
Workshop Schedule:
  1. 9:00 - "Embracing the Inefficiency" - A presentation by Bob, the Efficiency Expert
  2. 10:30 - "The Art of Pretending to Care" - A presentation by Karen, the Empathy Coach
  3. 12:00 - "Lunch Break: Because You're Probably Starving by Now"
  4. 13:00 - "The Joy of Redundancy: Why Doing Things Twice is Better Than Doing Them Right the First Time"
  5. 15:00 - "The Benefits of Micromanaging: A Case Study"
  6. 16:00 - "The Art of Saying Nothing: Effective Communication in the Age of AI"
  7. 17:00 - "The Power of Bureaucracy: How to Make Meetings Last Forever"

Agenda

  • 8:30 - Registration and Coffee (because you're gonna need it)
  • 9:00 - Welcome and Introductions (because you're all gonna hate each other)
  • 9:30 - "Surviving 2024: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind (Or Your Job)" - The main event
  • 12:00 - Lunch Break (see above)
  • 13:00 - "The Joy of Redundancy" - A hands-on workshop (because you get to do it twice)
  • 16:00 - "The Benefits of Micromanaging" - A group exercise (because you get to micromanage each other)
  • 17:00 - Wrap-up and Goodbyes (because it's almost over)
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