And then, it happened. Again.
The meeting that was supposed to last 15 minutes had just hit 4 hours, 23 minutes and 42 seconds. The clock was spinning, the air was thick with stale coffee, and the attendees' eyes had begun to glaze over like two-day-old tortellini.
The CEO, resplendent in a "I'm-a-boss-man" tie, stood at the head of the conference table, a stern expression on his face.
"Alright, people, let's get down to business. Who's got an update on the Johnson account?"
The marketing manager, slumped in her seat, raised her hand. "Uh, I think it's... um... still pending, sir."
The CEO's face turned a lovely shade of beetroot. "Pending? Pending?! We're not just pending! We're CRUSHING it, people! Crushing it like the Soul Crushers of old!"
The attendees shifted uncomfortably in their seats, wondering if they'd ever escape this meeting.
And that's when it happened. The copier in the corner of the room, a hulking behemoth of a machine, suddenly sprang to life, spewing out reams of paper in a mad dance of chaos.
Attendees scrambled to flee, but it was too late. They were caught in a vortex of paper, a maelstrom of madness.
Thus begins the tale of 2024 Soul Crusher: Chapter 2 - The Meeting That Refused to End.
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