Friday Frenzy 2024: The Meeting Prophets' Soul-Crushing Prophecies

"Today, we shall discuss the finer points of unnecessary meetings. Item 1: The 30-minute meeting that shall consume your entire afternoon. Item 2: The 2-hour meeting that shall decide the fate of your career. Item 3: The 1-day meeting that shall change the course of human history." - The Great Prophet of Meetings

"And lo, the meeting that shall never end. For in its depths, you shall find the infinite loop of small talk and bureaucratic red tape." - The Great Prophet of Meetings