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Wednesdays Are Wasted on 2024
2024: The Year That Could've Been
Welcome to the meeting that could've been, but wasn't. Wednesday Wasted 2024, where productivity goes to die.
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Introduction to the Concept of Time
- 9:30 AM - 10:15 AM: Stagnant Discussion on the Definition of "Progress"
- 10:15 AM - 11:00 AM: Theoretical Debate on the Meaning of "Actionable Items"
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break (because someone forgot to order sandwiches)
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Unproductive Debate on the Merit of "Meetings"
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Theoretical Analysis of "Why We're Here"
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Art of Procrastination
Minutes:
Minutes of the meeting were recorded, but nobody bothered to write them down.