Reduntant Meeting Prophets: Charting the Inevitability of Meetings Gone Wrong

Prophet Meeting Title Reason for Existence
Prophet of the Unending Loop The Meeting that Never Ends Because someone forgot to bring the agenda
Prophet of the Mandatory Standees The Meeting that Requires Your Presence Because your boss is watching you from the ceiling
ProประกThe Prophet of the PowerPoint The Meeting that Never Gets to the Point Because someone fell asleep on page 17

And here's a chart to show the inevitability of meetings gone wrong:

Chrono-Crono Chart Learn more about the Prophets See the list of Endless Emails