Our Mission
We are the Meeting Prophets of the Oracle Machine, a group of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to the art of scheduling meetings.
Our Oracle Machine is the most advanced meeting-scheduling system in all the land, capable of predicting the exact number of minutes wasted on small talk, coffee breaks, and pointless discussions.
We use our advanced techniques and ancient rituals to predict the future of meetings. Want to know when the CEO will finally get around to making a decision?
Or, perhaps, how many times the marketing department will use the phrase "synergy" in a 10-minute meeting?
Learn more about our advanced meeting predictions.
Our Methods
We use a combination of ancient mysticism, statistical analysis, and pure, unadulterated guesswork to predict the outcomes of meetings.
Our Oracle Machine is powered by a complex system of gears, wires, and blinking lights, which we have carefully calibrated to produce the most accurate results possible.
Read about the intricate social dynamics at play in our meeting-scheduling process.
Our Results
We have successfully predicted the outcomes of countless meetings, including:
- Exactly 47 meetings where the phrase "synergy" was used more than 3 times in a single sentence.
- 17 meetings where the CEO fell asleep at the podium.
- 23 meetings where the marketing department managed to make a convincing argument using only PowerPoint animations.
See a list of our satisfied clients.