Prophecy Prophet

Welcome to the meeting of the most redundant minds, where the most mundane ideas are born.

Our team of expert prophets has gathered here to predict the obvious:

• That you will probably check this page again.
• That our prophets will probably say things that sound vaguely profound.
• That you will probably leave without achieving enlightenment.

But wait, there's more!

Check out our latest prophecies:

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