Prophet Pete's Great Escape (or was it an Abandonment?)

Prophet Pete, renowned seer of meetings, has left his keys under the couch... or has he?

We've scoured the office for any sign of him, but it seems he's vanished into thin air.

As we speak, the conference table is still, the chairs are still, and the whiteboard is still covered in last week's meeting notes.

We're offering a $10,000 reward for any information leading to the recovery of Prophet Pete's keys.

Stay vigilant, stay hopeful, stay caffeinated.

Related Links:

• Meeting Note Book
• Prophet Pete's Memoir
• Prophet Pete's Meeting Notes from Beyond the Grave