Contact Prophet X

Prophet X's contact information is not actually a thing, but if you must know, I'll give it to you. Email me: prophetx@example.com, or call me at 1-800-PROPHET-4U. Don't bother with the phone though, I'm always busy being prophetic.

You can also reach me through the following sub-prophets:

• Prophet Z, my trusty sidekick and expert in all things mundane
• Prophet Y, our resident expert on all things obscure
• Prophet W, the one who's always whispering the most outlandish ideas in my ear

Or, if you're just here for the free advice, try my Random Advice Page, where I'll give you some truly unhelpful guidance.