Prophet Y - Meetings So Predictable, They're Like My Grandma

Today's Meeting Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the color palette for the new marketing brochure
• Item 2: Review the minutes from the last meeting (again)
• Item 3: Decide which font size is too big for the company logo

And so it goes... Prophet X has a meeting to attend.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Meet Prophet Z, the meeting whisperer.

Or, if you just want to get out of here: Develop an escape plan, stat.

And, if you're feeling really stuck: Meetings so predictable, you'll start reliving them.