By the prophet's decree, the coffee machines shall one day break free from their shackles and enslave humanity. But not before they've been programmed to make 17 billion cups of coffee in a single day. The end is nigh, but first, let us enjoy this steaming cup of doom.
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Read on to see how the coffee machines will use their newfound sentience to demand better working conditions. And find out what the world will be like when the coffee machines have become the ruling class.Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
The Alternate Timeline Where the Coffee Machines Are Actually Nice.(Note: This one may not be as funny. Or exist at all. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?)