Prophet-Brian is the undisputed leader of the Disasterbuds, a mystical order of prophets who foretell the inevitability of meetings that go nowhere. With a keen sense of impending doom, they gather around the conference table, ready to predict the exact minute when the projector will die, the coffee machine will jam, or the discussion will devolve into a heated argument over whose turn it is to use the copier.
Enroll in the Prophetic Forecasting Academy to learn the art of predicting the unpredictable. Read about the legendary Prophets of Old, who prophesied the rise of open-ended projects and the downfall of PowerPoint.This meeting will last for exactly 2 hours and 14 minutes, during which time, the discussion will be stuck in a loop, with the same three people arguing the same point ad nauseam.