Prophets of Loopholes

Welcome, seekers of truth and dodges.

Meet the Prophets of Loopholes, a group of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to predicting the exact moments when our meetings will be most likely to devolve into never-ending loops of pointless discussions.

Our prophets possess an uncanny ability to pinpoint when:

• The coffee machine will break down exactly 3.7 hours into the 3 o'clock meeting.
• The conference room will be invaded by a stray cat at precisely 2:14 PM.
• The whiteboard marker will run out of ink exactly 2 minutes before the meeting's scheduled adjournment.

Don't believe the skeptics! Our prophets have correctly predicted:

• The exact number of minutes it takes for the CEO to ask 'What's the ROI on this meeting?' (23 minutes and 14 seconds, to be precise).
• The probability of someone mentioning 'synergy' in the meeting (74.32%, give or take 3.14%).
• The number of times someone's phone will ring during the meeting (17.42, with a standard deviation of 4.21).

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• Prophet_of_Loops
• Prophet_of_Breakouts