Warning: The following meeting will start 2 whole minutes early. You have been warned.
As the self-appointed Prophet, I decree that the meeting will begin at 3:59 PM sharp, not 4:01 like you thought. The fate of the project depends on it.
Provision for those who wish to arrive early Learn from Prophets of the Future, who have seen the horrors of delayed meetings Enroll in the Meeting Prophetical Academy and receive your certification in Early Arrival Techniques