Prophetic Prophecies of the Great Redundant Meeting

Meetings that never end, meetings that never end. The ones that just drag on and on, with nothing to be done.

Our prophets have spoken, and the signs are clear: more meetings will be needed, more meetings will be held, more minutes will be taken.

But fear not, mortals, for our prophets have also spoken of the impending apocalypse of productivity. The doom that will befall us all if we don't meet, and meet, and meet some more.

So, heed our call, and heed our prophecies, and gather 'round the conference table, for the meetings will never end, and the minutes will never be few.

For more prophetic insights, visit:

The Oracle of Minutes Meeting Monotony The Age of Meeting