The Unrelenting Prophesies of Unrelenting Bert the Third

Meetings that will make you question the fabric of reality.

A collection of meetings so redundant, so obtuse, so "insufferable" that you'll wonder how humanity has survived this long.

Bert's meetings are not just a chore, but an existential crisis waiting to happen.

So, if you're ready to confront the abyss of bureaucratic red tape, the void of unfulfilled promises, and the darkness of unrelenting meetings, then click here to join Unrelenting Bert the Third in his latest exercise in futility.

Disclaimer: Meeting attendance not responsible for lost productivity, sanity, or will to live.