Welcome to the Meeting Prophets, where the art of achieving impossible goals is taken very seriously. Our prophets are experts in the field of Redundant Meetings.
Our Prophets
Our prophets are the masters of the impossible. They have dedicated their lives to the art of meeting, and have achieved the impossible goals of:
- Meeting for 12 hours a day, every day.
- Meeting on weekends.
- Meeting during holidays.
- Meeting in the middle of the night.
- Meeting in a conference room that has a 10-foot ceiling.
Our Top Prophet
Our Methods
Our prophets use a variety of methods to achieve the impossible, including:
- Agenda's so thick, you need a forklift to move it.
- Reports that require a Ph.D. in Redundancy.
- Meetings that never end, but always start.
- Decisions that are always delayed, but never made.
Our Methods of Choice
Our Clients
Our clients are the ones who benefit from the impossible goals we achieve. They are the ones who are forced to attend our meetings, and are often left wondering how they got here.
- Local government officials who are forced to attend our meetings on their honeymoon.
- Corporate executives who are forced to attend our meetings on their birthdays.
- Unwilling participants who are forced to attend our meetings on their deathbeds.
Our Clients' Story