Agenda Item 1: "The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum"
We shall discuss the age-old conundrum of pineapple as a pizza topping. Is it a travesty, or a culinary masterpiece?
Proceed to Item 2: "The Futility of Free Will"Notes from the Previous Meeting:
We reached a consensus that pineapple is, indeed, a travesty.
Action Items:
We must draft a strongly-worded letter to the pizza overlords, condemning their transgression.